Dear God ..

Dear God ,

Why is it so that whenever I come across pretty kudi who makes couple of my heartbeats skip,and after bit of background search ( ahem ) ,I come to know that she is married or commited.

Why is it so that there are so few pretty faces on my floor ?
and when I apply the standard search criteria ( Not Married + Not commited ) ,count of search result more often than not ends up in zilch.

why dont they apply reservation funda when it comes to alloting equal number of girls across all the firms to provide equal opportunity to all ?
Why is it so that no pretty face could ever be seen even in adjucant compartents when I decided to travel by train ?

why is it so that all my friends are at perpetual receiving end of bad luck when it comes to girls ?

Dear GOd, Look at my best friend maddi,he is such gem of soul.But still no pretty damsel ever recognised that.
They say that all your good/bad deeds are to paid off here in this very incarnation.There is nothing wrong that Maddi ever did (Atleast that I know of ).

Does that mean he is paying for some evil deeds he might have performed ,in his previous incarnation ?(Ssale Maddi kya kiya tha picchle janam me tune ??? )

 Has law of avarages simply ceased to apply on him?

Dear God,bear this in mind that telugu guy that he is,he will get hitched with some telugu girl some day ,and his father-in-law wil have to cough up exorbitant amount that time.

Lot of trouble and money can be saved if some girl falls in love with him.Maddi is gracious enough to reciprocate the feelings.
Dear God, In college days ,you left us desolate .We were neither part of hostelites nor localites .It was like we were part of POK. Girls from neither India nor Pakistan really cared about us. And that meant we were compelled to be part of band of bad boys.

And you limited number of girls in our class to single digit.Now I wont talk much about my class coz that would result in bad blood as I never know who all are going to read this post.And if some girl from my class happens to read this,I dont want to be blasted left ,right and center afterwards.

My request is please keep all these points in mind and give us benefit of past ill luck when you some day decide to send some beautiful girl in my/maddi`s life.

I hope you will read these poignant questions ( I know ,I know I asked too many questions ) and care to leave your answers in the comment section or take appropriate action.

BTW ,dear God thanks a lot for Sunil`s soon to be engagement with Smita.we all are exremely happy . I am sure you will make all my friends happy some day or the other.Please reduce the wait period and process these requests with high priority.

FootNote:Dear readers ,Letter was written in lighter vein.No attempts of character assassination of me or Maddi by claiming that we two are big time despos will be entertained. In real life,Myself and Maddi continue to lead lives like true playboys . If you dont believe my words,you can confirm the same with maddi.

Yours Truely.