How to pataofy potti..

Hmm,this one is not my creativity ,written by YC bhai at hyderabad forums,place where I spend most of time now a days .Written keeping in mind folks like me who go to office every day to hitec city in hyd ,but appeal to this one is universal .Can be implemented anywhere.Guddu,you can very well try this out in Australia as well .

A poor man's (me) guide to potti-pataoing-while-going-to-office:

• Take a share-auto to JHCP from punjagutta.
• MUST & SURE sit in the backseat
• Pray for a PYP -Pretty Young Potti – to come arnd for a ride.
• Gallantly offer her the backseat (make sure that the other guys do not do it first & do it b4 the autowallah says so!)
• Pretend that u are uncomfy at the front and ignore any of her protests
• Get down at the same place where the PYP gets down
• Ask her politely whether she commutes daily on the same route…
• if she says yes, be sure to say how come u never saw her in this route (It gives away that u DONT have a bike/car , so be prepared for a cold-stare!)
• If she says that her scooty was broken or her boyfriend had some work and hence could not drop her off, say Ok and move on!
• If not, ask her if u can keep a seat for her tomorrow at the same time
• Wait for the friendship to blossom and fructify

It may sound cliched and run-of-the-mill but it worked sometimes…..If i can manage a few smiles that way then u guys can surely make marriages outta it