Reflections of My life and My thoughts ..

Dear God ..

Posted in Humor by Apoorv on May 28, 2006

Dear God ,

Why is it so that whenever I come across pretty kudi who makes couple of my heartbeats skip,and after bit of background search ( ahem πŸ™‚ ) ,I come to know that she is married or commited.

Why is it so that there are so few pretty faces on my floor ?
and when I apply the standard search criteria ( Not Married + Not commited ) ,count of search result more often than not ends up in zilch.

why dont they apply reservation funda when it comes to alloting equal number of girls across all the firms to provide equal opportunity to all ?
Why is it so that no pretty face could ever be seen even in adjucant compartents when I decided to travel by train ?

why is it so that all my friends are at perpetual receiving end of bad luck when it comes to girls ?

Dear GOd, Look at my best friend maddi,he is such gem of soul.But still no pretty damsel ever recognised that.
They say that all your good/bad deeds are to paid off here in this very incarnation.There is nothing wrong that Maddi ever did (Atleast that I know of ).

Does that mean he is paying for some evil deeds he might have performed ,in his previous incarnation ?(Ssale Maddi kya kiya tha picchle janam me tune ??? )

Β Has law of avarages simply ceased to apply on him?

Dear God,bear this in mind that telugu guy that he is,he will get hitched with some telugu girl some day ,and his father-in-law wil have to cough up exorbitant amount that time.

Lot of trouble and money can be saved if some girl falls in love with him.Maddi is gracious enough to reciprocate the feelings.
Dear God, In college days ,you left us desolate .We were neither part of hostelites nor localites .It was like we were part of POK. Girls from neither India nor Pakistan really cared about us. And that meant we were compelled to be part of band of bad boys.

And you limited number of girls in our class to single digit.Now I wont talk much about my class coz that would result in bad blood as I never know who all are going to read this post.And if some girl from my class happens to read this,I dont want to be blasted left ,right and center afterwards.

My request is please keep all these points in mind and give us benefit of past ill luck when you some day decide to send some beautiful girl in my/maddi`s life.

I hope you will read these poignant questions ( I know ,I know I asked too many questions ) and care to leave your answers in the comment section or take appropriate action.

BTW ,dear God thanks a lot for Sunil`s soon to be engagement with Smita.we all are exremely happy . I am sure you will make all my friends happy some day or the other.Please reduce the wait period and process these requests with high priority.

FootNote:Dear readers ,Letter was written in lighter vein.No attempts of character assassination of me or Maddi by claiming that we two are big time despos will be entertained. In real life,Myself and Maddi continue to lead lives like true playboys . If you dont believe my words,you can confirm the same with maddi.

Yours Truely.

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  1. Rohit said, on May 28, 2006 at 9:33 pm

    Hey Appu.
    Zakkas likha hai ekdum…keep it up πŸ˜‰

  2. Sunil said, on May 29, 2006 at 3:10 am

    Dear Appu,
    befor some time i was also facing the same questions,but now i am getting the answers of every question,why that was so…
    now the right time has come,there is some one waiting for you.
    and your waiting time will be reducing to zero ..
    Sunil.

  3. Sunil vyawahare NT said, on May 29, 2006 at 3:19 am

    hey appu dost,

    very very nice ..blog..yaar ..
    kya likha hai ….

    no words to say …

  4. saket said, on May 29, 2006 at 4:34 am

    dude…. i am happy to see that u have not lost ur penchant for writing even now…. keep it up.

  5. Maddi said, on May 29, 2006 at 4:43 am

    No comments appu. any way dil pe mat le yaaar… πŸ™‚

  6. God said, on May 29, 2006 at 5:12 am

    Son, rest assured now that I’ve read about your concerns – you and Maddi can now look forward to an amicable solution in the near future … You must at all time believe in the Karma and continue to follow the path less travelled … Son, always remember beauty lies in the eyes of beholder … Don’t just blindly look forward to the ethereal beauty … delve deeper in to the minds of people around you … and you’ll then understand what you’ve been missing all these days … is very near to where you’re … ask this question to your inner soul and it’ll resonate with the energy you never could’ve imagined and then there lies picture of you’re true lover … now you can stop yearning and start loving that person …

  7. Apoorv said, on May 29, 2006 at 4:44 pm

    Dear God,Thank you for such a wonderful piece of advice.We`ll try to follow your words and preach the same to world πŸ™‚ ,now can we know what is earthly name of this reincarnation of God sothat we can come down and touch your feet ?

  8. apoorv said, on May 29, 2006 at 6:28 pm

    Bond,sale teri shadi ho rahi hia to funda de raha hai kya πŸ™‚ ,anyways I cant exaplin my happiness in words,now that you are getting maried.Aur mujhe nahi lagta mera aur Maddi ka kuch hona hai.WO RDB me Sukhi ka dialogue yaad aata hai ” E DJ ,mujhe darr lagta hia sala mai kahin kuvara hi na Mar jaun” πŸ™‚

    Thanks Saket,NT,Rohit πŸ™‚

    Aur Maddi ,we both know what follows that πŸ™‚

  9. Santhosh said, on May 30, 2006 at 3:46 am

    That was wonderful. Hope you had written it after a heart touching moment.
    Anyway i pray to God(not yc if its yc the god on the top) that you get a beautiful girl who is beautiful and will make your life and maddi’s life beautiful.

    Good Luck.

  10. God said, on May 30, 2006 at 5:58 am

    Son, The great Rishi-MuNis have spent countless years in quest of me… Do you feel it’s so simple to understand the very existence of me… Yet Son, after reading and sensing the promise in your reply … I must say here … you’ve guessed right – on the hindsight it certainly is that simple … ‘coz I live in each and every living being … I live in your soul … your mind … now, I repeat – ask thy question to yourself and you’ll get the answer …

  11. Unknown..... said, on May 30, 2006 at 9:47 am

    Abey appu, tension lene ka nahin. Why think of RDB dialogue. I dont think even DJ can help you. Why not think of Mahadevan of RHTDM. :).

  12. Pavan said, on May 30, 2006 at 6:46 pm

    he he.. dude this is what most of the guys (desi, and gult) are undergoing.. you hit the nail.. we are good and all that. but how do the prospective girls know about us being good (remember.. not all girls are “hooked”.. sometimes “I have a bf” means “I aint interested”).. its just that we arent very outgoing and expressive.. thats the difference.. being extrovert makes a change (not that you arent.. just my experience)

    talk, approach and mingle.. if not a girlfriend.. atleast it would leave you with a good friend (and some experience to hit on the next girl) πŸ˜‰

  13. Pavan said, on May 30, 2006 at 6:49 pm

    correction: in sentence 1.. by ‘desi’, I meant South Indians (because Southies are more reserved compared to Northies).. thats old school thought and things are changing you see πŸ™‚

  14. Rohit said, on May 31, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    Have a look at Maddi’s snap on Orkut and you will know why he is still alone πŸ˜‰

  15. Apoorv said, on June 5, 2006 at 9:19 am

    Pavan,those were truely pearls of wisdom πŸ™‚

  16. God said, on June 5, 2006 at 9:33 am

    Son Rohit, you again are still looking at the external beauty … you’re missing the bigger picture … you’ve failed to understand the inner beauty that resides within him …


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