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How to pataofy potti..

Posted in Humor, Potti Patao by Apoorv on June 6, 2006

Hmm,this one is not my creativity ,written by YC bhai at hyderabad forums,place where I spend most of time now a days šŸ™‚ .Written keeping in mind folks like me who go to office every day to hitec city in hyd ,but appeal to this one is universal .Can be implemented anywhere.Guddu,you can very well try this out in Australia as well :).

A poor man's (me) guide to potti-pataoing-while-going-to-office:

  • Take a share-auto to JHCP from punjagutta.
  • MUST & SURE sit in the backseat
  • Pray for a PYP -Pretty Young Potti – to come arnd for a ride.
  • Gallantly offer her the backseat (make sure that the other guys do not do it first & do it b4 the autowallah says so!)
  • Pretend that u are uncomfy at the front and ignore any of her protests
  • Get down at the same place where the PYP gets down
  • Ask her politely whether she commutes daily on the same route…
  • if she says yes, be sure to say how come u never saw her in this route (It gives away that u DONT have a bike/car , so be prepared for a cold-stare!)
  • If she says that her scooty was broken or her boyfriend had some work and hence could not drop her off, say Ok and move on!
  • If not, ask her if u can keep a seat for her tomorrow at the same time ZZbiggrin.gif
  • Wait for the friendship to blossom and fructify mgk.gif

It may sound cliched and run-of-the-mill but it worked sometimes…..If i can manage a few smiles that way then u guys can surely make marriages outta it cool.gif

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  1. Maddi said, on June 6, 2006 at 7:02 am

    Very good tips appu!!!!!!!. I tried a few of them while i was in surat and nanded. But workout nahin hua yaar. May be because i never get down at PYP’s place. Never mind. Koshish jari hai. Isliye i always prefer shuttle auto.:)

  2. Apoorv said, on June 6, 2006 at 7:12 am

    He He He šŸ™‚

  3. lazybug said, on June 7, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    tiry kare tips? :p

    koi pati kya?

  4. Yogendra said, on June 8, 2006 at 6:25 am

    Uff… Where is my comment?
    I remember I posted one [:@]

  5. Apoorv said, on June 8, 2006 at 8:30 am

    haan,you posted one,but I ended up deleting it (of course,inadvertantly šŸ™‚ )

    Akhi ,Try nahi kara ab tak mai ,kaam bohot hai office me aaj kal.Auto me nikla to office pohochte bohot time lagega ,but karunga try ,pakka šŸ™‚

  6. Pavan said, on June 13, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    ask her if u can keep a seat for her tomorrow at the same time

    šŸ™‚ good one, though a lil cheesy..

    other topic: 2 yrs exp? cool, just wondering how old are you?


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