Kya karti ki kya ki – Hyderabadi Poem .. :))

Alrite ,I didnt write it . in fact I havent written anything for ages … got it from freehyderabad forum , a happening place that be.Read it ,and laugh your heart out 🙂

Hathaan mein hath milake,
Hathaan mein hath milake,
angoothi churake uno chali gayi,
abhi galae milne ku aari,kya karati ki kya ki…….

Chay peenae ku aake,
chay peenae ku aake,
saucer churaake uno chali gayi,
abhi full meals ku aari,kya karati ki kya ki…….

Pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
five star mein uno merkoo chunna lagai,
abhi date pe lekae jaao bolri,kya karati ki kya ki…….

Sagai-sagai bolkae,
sagai-sagai bolkae,
puri shopping karali,
abhi shaadi-shaadi bolrikya karati ki kya ki…….

How to pataofy potti..

Hmm,this one is not my creativity ,written by YC bhai at hyderabad forums,place where I spend most of time now a days 🙂 .Written keeping in mind folks like me who go to office every day to hitec city in hyd ,but appeal to this one is universal .Can be implemented anywhere.Guddu,you can very well try this out in Australia as well :).

A poor man's (me) guide to potti-pataoing-while-going-to-office:

• Take a share-auto to JHCP from punjagutta.
• MUST & SURE sit in the backseat
• Pray for a PYP -Pretty Young Potti – to come arnd for a ride.
• Gallantly offer her the backseat (make sure that the other guys do not do it first & do it b4 the autowallah says so!)
• Pretend that u are uncomfy at the front and ignore any of her protests
• Get down at the same place where the PYP gets down
• Ask her politely whether she commutes daily on the same route…
• if she says yes, be sure to say how come u never saw her in this route (It gives away that u DONT have a bike/car , so be prepared for a cold-stare!)
• If she says that her scooty was broken or her boyfriend had some work and hence could not drop her off, say Ok and move on!
• If not, ask her if u can keep a seat for her tomorrow at the same time
• Wait for the friendship to blossom and fructify

It may sound cliched and run-of-the-mill but it worked sometimes…..If i can manage a few smiles that way then u guys can surely make marriages outta it